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I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

pleasecallmesurely:

you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?

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Questions like this

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And this

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anY NUDITY

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goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!

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e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

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ethane:

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

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jeanmarcoing:

WE HAVE ACHIEVED M A X I M U M   D I N O S A U R

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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

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tidepooling:

when you want to look cute but don’t want to be harassed by men #justgirlythings

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andythelazysheep:

my entire experience in high school

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eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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gambler-x:

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.

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destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

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